In order to beef up their metrics and kill the practice of selling Kami Accounts, Zynga has added them to the Daily Fix. The number of Kami Accounts rewarded each day depends on your tier level. Reach the Ruby Tier to maximize the number of Kami accounts you can receive and use them all to pump up your stats. Act fast because Zynga only has 27.5 million accounts. Once they are all back in circulation, this reward will be removed. A reprint of the FAQ is shown below.
Kami Account– FAQ
Fri May 17 02:49:48 EST 2013Q:What is a Kami account?
A:Kami accounts can be used to attack your main account so that you can gain free experience. Said free experience levels you up to quickly to earn free skill points, reward points and loot.
Q:How do Kami accounts save me money?
A: As you level, you earn skill points and reward points. Use the reward points to purchase skill points and you will soon have a bad ass account. Have you seen our prices? It would be foolish to pay for something that you can get for free.
Q:How much would I need to spend to purchase my own Kami account?
A: Nothing. We have decided to rely solely on advertisement revenue for the rest of the ride that we call Mafia Wars. To increase the shutdown compensation package which will apply to FarmVille, keep as many of your Kamis active as possible. We need to boost our player metrics and you need to boost your account. It’s a win/win situation for all.
Q: Why did my friend get better Kami accounts than I did? He is leveling faster than me and it's not fair!
A: In order to maintain balance to the playing field, Kami accounts are given out randomly. If you don’t like the stats on the ones you earned today, try again tomorrow.
Q: What if I’m too lazy to use my Kami accounts?
A: We recommend finding players who aren’t and gifting them. It is a violation to sell them but we don’t know how to enforce our Terms of Service.
Q: Aren’t you in violating the understood player code of conduct by mentioning Kami accounts on the internet? I demand that this FAQ be removed immediately if not sooner! If you don’t comply, my group will attack you and your family until everyone detags.
A: We understand your frustration and inconvenience. Please be assured that we will forward your complaint and threat to a higher level of support and get then back to you.
Fantastic Jen..Keep up the good work..
ReplyDeleteNot for me i guess
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I'm sorry, this entire post is a joke.
Deleteits ok i finally have a purpose for my mini
Deletecancelled my vip and is racking in the rps thanks for the post
Are you a little bit lost Jen, or what?
ReplyDeleteNope just having some fun with the situation at hand. I have other more serious stuff to post but thought some humor on the topic would be better.
DeleteYou missed April Fool's day by about a month and a half but damn good job on both the graphic and the Zynga sounding FAQ.
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeleteI thought so .. nice Joke Jen .. :D
LMAO! Jen!! Good one!!! HAHAHHAHAA!!
ReplyDeleteIs This A Joke ?
ReplyDeletei could use 5 kami's :)
ReplyDeletemy levelling sucks :/
kami, dami, salami.................I am tired of missing out on the insider stuff............I’ll just quit trying.....with barfia wars. I'll never be rich, and my Intelligence Quotient probably ain’t much over 150, AND..just like you, I only have 24 hours each day. Yet for years....YES YEARS NOW.....I have wasted some of those hours with the unrealistic expectation of a fair game....at Barfia Wars. So; it’s back to horseshoes for me.....at least in horseshoes, if someone cheats....the cheated upon has a real, solid, throwable and heavy weapon to deal with the cheaters. No, don’t get me wrong....script users are not all cheaters, but all bot butts are.....
ReplyDeleteLMBO--Very good Jen---next week they are offering a special reallocation offer to convert your dust old looter account into Kami's---100 rp to transfer 1000 energy into stam and you receive a henchmen as a bonus "TOS Ducker"
ReplyDeletelmao! I have to admit, it took me to the second blurb to figure it was a joke but what a good one! teehee!! Nice one!
ReplyDeleteLMAO !
ReplyDeleteLMAO.......... too funny
ReplyDeleteone thing I dont like is deleting posts! its like saying goodbye to history. Please stop that behavior! You cannot have a diff of opinion and then erase all? I dont get that?
ReplyDeleteI was asked for it to be removed because it mentioned a family by name. I didn't see the big deal in removing it. I'm sure there are screen shots out there. My points and arguments to the original comment were something I would have preferred to stay as well but I decided to honor the request and delete it.
DeleteMy girlfriend Kami wants to know how she can get a Kami account.
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