Apr 26, 2015

The Mafia Wars Drinking Game

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It’s hard to get motivated about playing Mafia Wars when 9 times out of 10 you get a error page instead of a game. True gamers will take what they are given and do something creative. Since you already have friends and a game tab, you can play the Mafia Wars Drinking Game. It’s very easy to do. All you need is a computer, the Mafia Wars App, Skype or Facebook chat and some alcohol. Instead of purchasing reward points or VIP subscriptions, go buy the beverage of your choice. It’s much cheaper so this is a win win situation. When Zynga gives you lemons, make Lemon Balls! To  play follow the steps below.

Step 1: Load Mafia Wars and see what you get…
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Step 2: Get a white page…
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Step 3: Drink!
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Variations

White Page, Mafia Wars, Session Timeout on the first click….
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Take 2 Drinks!
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White Page, Mafia Wars, Session Time Out on the 1st click followed by a White Page…
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Take 3 Drinks! 
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The possibilities are endless… How boring it would be if Mafia Wars always loaded on the first try.
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18 comments:

  1. This might be a stupid question but has anyone REPORTED this to Zynga and/or Facebook?

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    1. reported many times! they do not give a F***

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  2. Drunk by the time I actually get to the game. Hey SA is going away so they can slow down players and force them to the VIP. Alcohol is cheaper and more fun.

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  3. sorretty ima too drinkked to reporrtt anythinkkk alll igoot it iss whitess screeen

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  4. I would be to drunk to actually navigate once it did finally load!!!

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  5. you would die from alcohol poisoning within 30 minutes....

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  6. I get the feeling it's there way of telling us that SA needs to go. They have always said that server resources are the reason that they need to close destinations down. This is the first time in the entire history of the game MW has had more than 6 destinations on the go at the same time. When Italy was released we had 6 but then 2 where closed before Brazil opened up leaving 5 and that is where they have kept it since.

    But 7 destinations on the go all at the same time. With multiple boss fights which they also said that they couldn't do at one point also due to server issues. And all these events. It's text based of course and not a proper MMORPG like WoW or something else like that and a click is a click at the end of the day how ever you look at it. Text and a still image changes nothing more nothing less. So no extra loading issues.

    But I'm sure everyone knows by now Zynga are both greedy and liars all rolled into a nice little package. Or horrible large package as the case might be.

    They are greedy and don't like the serial leveling that SA has in it and want to close it. They have more than enough excuse to pull there standard server resources bullshit yet again. Throw a few white screens in to make people believe it. We should all just see this bullshit load of white screens and other loading issues as part of the SA closing event that'll all be cleared up once Zynga get what they want.

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  7. I'm sure with all the bots running 24/7 there is quite a load on the servers. Always hearing that running a bot doesn't affect other players, but when you look at how the game has "evolved" it's crystal clear that it affects ALL players!

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    1. Anyone ever wonder if this dude is a troll from zynga? lol

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    2. I don't know ANYONE who runs bots 24/7. I don't know anyone who cares about the game THAT much... plus, you can't even run bots for 10 minutes unattended without the MW page refreshing and kicking you back to the curb. I was long-time anti-bot, and then I tried it, and it wasn't the magic way to suddenly be a great player. ::shrugs:: Now I know that when I see people gripe about the bots, they don't actually understand what they are griping about. :-) Your experience may be different.

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  8. It really speaks volumes and volumes of exactly where this game is with regards to importance for zynga.

    ANY company who runs on the web would immediately address a serious problem of page not loading for their customers. After all that is the life blood of their company. Think how fast google would act if you could not google something.

    They really have stopped all programing for this, just copy and paste a few events and milk the few remaining suckers for all they can.

    Too bad VIP suckers. You will just get the shutdown notice and offer of stupid prize to play whatever game remains in their pathetic offering.

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  9. I guess I must be one of the lucky one`s.Don`t have any problem loading MW.

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  10. There used to be HUGE numbers of Daily Players doing Mafia... and the servers coped. Sure there may be more destinations now.. but a rapidly dwindling number of players doing 'clicks' must surely be making fewer server calls.. so something here just does not add up! (Or maybe it is just the drink getting me confused..)

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    1. Same number of destinations since Italy or so. As soon as they open a new city, they close another one (usually the most liked one by players). Any excuse they have for explaining poor game performance (and they do like to blame players more than themselves) is garbage. They've had about 7 years to bring this game under control, but rather fix things, they make things worse.

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  11. Guess you all should come play pot farm :).

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  12. Do what I did.. I QUIT after 7 years of daily play.. 2 more accounts gone..

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  13. I 'member when t'is game uzza be fun, now I pukin' drunk frm drukin' whitfu'tme ou seshun... ugh sorweee bu tha's s'more fun din'eny zyngers games nite-nite..

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  14. That is pretty much my typical game play anyways. First I make sure I have enough beers and then fill the mini fridge so I don't have to get up. Now the bathroom is another story lol

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