Jun 17, 2014

Family Size 0

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Jo Gilliam discovered that there are hundreds of families with 0 members. I can’t figure out how this is possible as it’s impossible for a Godfather or Godmother to leave a family unless they promote someone into their spot. At first I thought this was a by product of Zynga promoting the Underbosses of inactive Godfathers/Godmothers but the last updates are way before that happened [1]. These are different than the hundreds of Bot Families added about a year ago and those are still there too [1]. The difference is that most of the Bot Families have 1 member and it’s a test account. If you go to the last few pages of the Spockholm Family Ranks spreadsheet you can find a lot of families with 0 members and it’s kind of fun to see what they have to say. My favorite one is the MW Ghosts. Those along with some others are shown below. You just can’t make this stuff up!

“MW Ghosts is a unique group of handpicked Mafia Wars players.  All of which believe LOYALTY TO A GOOD STRONG FAMILY IS KEY TO AND FOR SUCCESS.  WE ARE A PRIVATE GROUP. FOR RECRUITING INFO PLEASE CONTACT GM OR ANY GROUP ADMIN. THANK YOU.”
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They’re all dead Jim!
“were a family helping each other out we look out for one another here the only way you leave is in a 6 by 6 box.”
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How sad when you are alone and have no one to party with!

“THIS IS A DRAMA FREE FAMILY LETS JUST PLAY AND HAVE FUN WERE HOME ALONE…LETS PARTY…”
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Nobody wanted to take the bait!

“Promote members to officers”
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Not good at recruiting or nobody passed the probationary period?

“Mafia family oriented. 30 day Probationary period..Everyone is a Recruiter”
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Family Guys with no means!

“Helping our family by whatever means necessary”
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They didn’t even have time to write a message!
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The Waste of Time Managers?
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Nothing to look at here!
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Where’s the Mayhem?

“start up clan, for those who want to just play and have fun, and maybe create some mayhem along the way…”
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What did they Swoop?
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Destroyed!
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Silenced!
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Where are the Heroes?
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Not very good in the Hero business!
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Death before Fighting!

“Death Row Society is a fierce, unified, fighting family”
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Cause of Death Unknown?
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What happens when there are no rules!
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4 comments:

  1. one of those 0 member family's has the same name as mine lol

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  2. Can it be a parallel university inside mafia wars?
    I blame the aliens.

    But it must be zynga that have made these?
    Im sure they can keep a family running without having anyone in it, sort of, they are after all some sort of superusers.

    But i like the mw ghost family too, i want to apply but i cant find any GF or GM or group for that matter lol.

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  3. It's possible. I used to be in a family that i left due to personal issues. Some months later the GF booted everyone out and left the family himself, leaving the family at 0 and no way to get it back.

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  4. If the Godfather deleted his MW account, wouldn't that explain it?

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