Stuff The Bird

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The Holiday Traffic Mission is gone and Stuff The Bird has taken it's place. The same rules apply but the rare loot items are different.  You can initiate as many Stuff The Bird Missions as you want during the next 7 days but you can only have one pending at a time.

The image and description for this mission is somewhat disturbing.

At first glance it looks like another Dr. Phil look-a-like who can't be bothered to put down his piece of candy even though the place is on fire and there are two men pointing guns to his head.

It looks like he is about to eat a coke bottle gummy.

Once you read the description, it all makes more sense.  This guy is a stooge and they are forcing him to be a drug mule.

Instead of a coke bottle gummy, they are probably making him swallow small bags full of cocaine or some other illegal narcotic.  Now I feel bad for this guy.  He could die if one of them opened up inside of him.

Start the Stuff The Bird Mission from your home page and generate a help request.

There are two different request graphics but they each serve the same purpose.

Below are the job requirements for each mission slot.

Since there are only 3 slots to fill for this mission, you need to be quick. Most of the ones I tried to help with were already full.  Maybe in a day or two when everybody gets bored it will be easier to find a spot to fill.

Overall the loot items offered as rewards for this mission suck. The only two worth getting are the rare ones.   The Spy and The Tetanus should both improve your stats. High End Italy Loot will beat the Spy so this won't be true if you are maxed out.

What's up with The Spy? I thought spies were supposed to be stealthy. This guy is all up in your face and looks more like a Jersey Shore cast member than a spy.

When your missions are complete, collect your rewards.  Initiators get 4 loot items and helpers get 3.  Unfortunately the rare items seem to be just that on this mission and you end up getting 3 or 4 pieces of loot that won't do much for your stats.

Initiator Rewards

Helper Rewards

Mike Nestor had better luck than me and was able to get the rare items.

When you "Share the Rewards!", your mafia members can collect one reward item.  Only 3 are available per post so it's really hard to get one. Every time I tried, I got the message below.

If you want to try, look for the posts below and click on "Get Paid".

And of course, Mike was luckier than me and was able to collect a few of these. None of the items he collected improved his stats.  If you have high overall attack and defense scores, it would save you time to not bother collecting these.  It would also be nice to let those who would benefit get them.